We are actively looking for freelance writers who are motivated, creative, and witty at least part of the day. If you have things to get off your chest, and can be somewhat grammatically correct about it, tell us why we (and our readers) should care to hear more.

Send us a brief e-mail detailing your work as a writer, a resume, and two writing samples, published or not. Also, let us know what section(s) of the magazine you are interested in contributing to and why.

Not a writer? We're also looking for cartoonists, photographers, and anybody marketing/advertising savvy. The same requirements as above apply... just substitute anything to do with "writing" with another word that better fits your job description.

E-mail us at comments@vigilantmonkey.com.

Keep it clean, people!!